Sunday, April 6, 2014

Dear Maytag,

I just want to thank you for the brilliant idea of a textured top and sides on the refrigerator. What a relief I don't have to worry that guests will be able to see any fingerprints that may appear on the top of the refrigerator. If family members or guests happen to trail their fingers or hands on the side of the refrigerator as they make their way down the hallway, I can also breathe a sigh of relief the marks won't show. You have no idea how much sleep I was losing over this fact. I can now rest easy.

The high-gloss finish of the front of the refrigerator is a forensic investigator's dream. Every fingerprint, mark, smudge, and smear shows on the gleaming surface without the use of dusting powder. I only wish my children were small again as the hand and fingerprints on the refrigerator door would have served as a growth record. The glossy finish has given my life new meaning as I constantly buff and polish the surface. Thank you for adding to my chore list. If the front of the refrigerator had been textured and wouldn't show hand and finger prints, I wouldn't have an endless, thankless task to fill my days.

Virtually yours,


  1. bwahahahahaha!!! You are hilarious! I love it!

  2. I hate Maytag too! (I have a washer and dryer.....never mind, I don't want to go into it.....AND they outsource their jobs overswas!)

  3. Maytag was bought out by Whirlpool several years ago, so you can blame Whirlpool. Maytag does not exist anymore.