Monday, April 4, 2016

Favorite Childhood Books

Found this link and had to share. Make Way for Ducklings was Himself's favorite childhood storybook.  The description just cracked me up. (I was going to say quacked me up, but I resisted the temptation)

"This story is super cute except for the fact that it’s about a bunch of dicks who want to stop all traffic just so they can run around and do whatever the hell they like. I mean, they stopped STORROW DRIVE which, if you’ve ever been to Boston, you know is a major thoroughfare and already horrible with traffic, so basically this family of ducks ruined the day of countless drivers all for their own selfish gain. Moral of the story: if you insist on being a duck, don’t be a dick about it."

Check out the other books, all equally amusing. 21 Favorite Childhood Books That Are Explained As An Adult

My favorite childhood book is Green Eggs and Ham. Is your favorite story listed?

2 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness. One of the HH's sisters was a librarian and got that book for the kids when they were little. We all loved it!

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  2. Ha! My fav book is The Giving Tree....he's right, it's SAD!

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