Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Cry Me A River

Back on 9. May, I blogged about the problems we had with our well.  On 24. May, Culligan came to install a water softening and filter system.

The installation was going smoothly until the technician brought the system on-line. The tank had little to no pressure to fill.

The Technician went to the outside spigot and turned on the water. Initially, the water gushed out, pressure dropped the water to a trickle.

Technician said there was a problem with either the pump inside the well, or with the well tank in the utility room.

He took the system off-line and said not to put it in service until we got the well guys out to see what was wrong with the well. Hopefully, it would be a loose connection at the tank.

To be continued...

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Lettuce, Pepper, and Tomatoes Grow

Lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes grow.
Lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes grow.
Can you, or I, or anyone know
How lettuce, pepper, and tomatoes grow.

First the farmer sows his seed.
Stands erect and takes his ease.
He stamps his foot and claps his hands,
While turning 'round to view his lands.
He sees the chipmunk having a feast.

Then the farmer opens his mouth
"You little bastard!", the farmer shouts
He grabs the tomatoes pot and all
And puts them in the sun room where they won't be mauled.

Based on the children's song Oats, Peas, Beans, and Barley Grow

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Straw Bale Garden

Himself planted his garden using straw bales. Lettuce, beans, peppers. Supposedly, plants can thrive in the straw, but weeds do not. We shall see. He also bought a potted cherry tomato plant.

Friday, May 27, 2016

The Friday Five Good Things

Five good things that happened this week.

1. Happiness is a day spent cleaning the bedroom.

2. Made steak tips in marsala sauce. Baked shortcakes for strawberry shortcake for dessert. Mmmmm.

3. Water filtration system was installed. More about this later

4. Got a call at dawn from Prissy's LifeLine. The alarm had gone off, but she wasn't answering.Had LifeLine on the phone as I ran across the street. Himself came with me. Prissy was shaken, not stirred as she had fallen out of bed. She bumped her head so I requested an ambulance to check her out.

5. The well and pump guys showed up. More on this later.

How was your week?

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Throwback Thursday

I recently received a large envelope from a high school friend. She was in the process of downsizing her home and in some high school memorabilia she found a bunch of doodles I had done.

I love this cheery fella scribbled on the back of an in-patient laboratory test sheet from the hospital where we worked as laboratory receptionsists at the age of 16. It must have been a slow weekend.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Just The Facts, Ma'am

From time to time, I get asked questions about my business practices. Or people make comments Thought I'd answer some of the questions and comments here.

1. A bottle of ink doesn't cost that much so why are your (envelope) prices so high?

Well, I don't think my prices are high. My prices are competitive with colleagues in my area. I don't want to undercut my competition. That's just bad business. I also use The Graphic Artists Guild Handbook of Pricing and Ethical Guidelines. I have the 9th edition which was published in 1997. (Note to self: time to get the latest edition of the guidelines.)

Price are also set so I don't end up working for less than minimum wage. I'm sure you don't work for less than minimum wage, you shouldn't expect anyone offering services to you to work for less than minium wage.

For the laborer is worthy of his (or her) hire Luke 10:7

Also, art is my work. It's not a hobby for me. It's my bread and butter. While a bottle of ink doesn't cost much, it's part of my overhead for doing business: studio space, utilities, equipment (computer, scanner, copier), art supplies, professional development, organization dues, etc.

2. I'm a teacher, student, senior citizen, member of Junior League, why don't you give discounts?

I don't stock inventory which needs to be moved so I can add new inventory. I offer a service.

I'm also not a 6 week wonder. I'm a specialist. I've been practicing calligraphy and lettering arts for over 20 years. Pricing includes my expertise and skill with materials to create your artwork. You don't ask your doctor or your lawyer for discounts, why don't you offer the same courtesy to artists?

There were times when I first started out, I would cut my prices to get the work. What happened was I would be resentful of doing the work when I realized I was working for less than peanuts. Reducing my price also sends the message to you that you're right. My work isn't worth anything. And that's certainly not true.

But the bottom line is the bank, electric company, telephone company, don't give me discounts.

3. Why won't you donate your services to my group?

I do donate my services to groups and causes that are near and dear to my heart. Even then, there are only so many times during the year, I can donate services. The IRS frowns on too many charitable tax deductions.

4. My matron of honor said she would address my invitations for 50 cents each. But she's pregant and I don't want to impose on her. I really like your work, but don't want to pay that much.

So, you don't want to impose on your matron of honor, but you want to impose her less living wage rate on me.

Your matron of honor has offered you an incredible and generous gift. You'll have someone close to you putting a personal touch on your invitations. In the interest of cutting your costs, invite your bridal party to an invitation addressing party.

5. My Aunt Tillie does calligraphy.

How nice.

6. I have 10 certificates with names and dates to be done, and I have 10 certificates. Your rate is higher than what we have been paying.

I'm not a machine and sadly, mistakes do happen. A higher rate is charged for the stress and pressure factor of not having extra stock, just in case. You are free to comparative shop.

7. Why does it take you 7 to 10 business days to address 100 invitations?

 I'm not a machine so I can't pound out your envelopes in an hour. And, your project is not the only one I'm working on.

8. I can't pay you, but your art work will get lots of exposure.

While you may think that's a generous offer, it really isn't. You don't work for free, you shouldn't expect anyone else to work for free. See the Bible quote in answer number 1. What you're really saying when you ask for work to be done for free, is you don't value the work or the skill to accomplish it.

9. I only have one certificate, can you fill it out while I wait?

No.

If you didn't hear about it, Sainsbury, a London grocery store advertised for an artist to decorate their staff room for free. Here's the article and an artist response to the ad.