Sunday, May 29, 2016

Lettuce, Pepper, and Tomatoes Grow

Lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes grow.
Lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes grow.
Can you, or I, or anyone know
How lettuce, pepper, and tomatoes grow.

First the farmer sows his seed.
Stands erect and takes his ease.
He stamps his foot and claps his hands,
While turning 'round to view his lands.
He sees the chipmunk having a feast.

Then the farmer opens his mouth
"You little bastard!", the farmer shouts
He grabs the tomatoes pot and all
And puts them in the sun room where they won't be mauled.

Based on the children's song Oats, Peas, Beans, and Barley Grow