Coloring Pages Stories

I've been having fun coloring the pages from the Bodleian Library coloring book. Coloring is very meditative, but I've also been making up stories about the pictures.

Top panel: Man in Green: He was with my wife, first. I demand satisfaction.
                  Man in Red: He was with my wife, first. I demand satisfaction.
                  Man Tied to Horse: Actually, gentleman, I was with the horse first.

Bottom Panel: Man in Red: I'm the leader. We go this way.
                        Man in Blue: I'm the leader. We go that way.
                        Man in Yellow: I need coffee. Look, there's a Dunkies!

What's your story?