School Cancellation Rant

Well-known fact: I don't like snow, and I especially don't like driving in it. Always relieved when school and businesses cancel because of snow. But waiting for all the Bishops, Catholics, Holies, and Saints to scroll by can be agonizing waiting to see your school come up on the scroll. Can we, please, shorten the list? Private and parochial schools. How about if your town cancels school, you tell students and their parents, your school is cancelled, too. No need to call in to the television and radio stations. That way, the rest of us won't die waiting for the Saints to go marching in.