Author, Author

When I was in high school, I used to write stories centered around Heath from the television show The Big Valley. (I still write Heath stories, but that's my little secret. Go here if you want to read them) I'd be in the library during study hall writing, and my friends would gather around the table and grab each loose leaf sheet as it was written. They'd pass the paper around the table to one another and yell at me to hurry up with the next page.

I was going to be an author. I even had a pen name all picked out. D. W. Dickson. In college, my freshman English class was more about creative writing than how to write a term paper. The class was taught by a grad student, and she just loved what I cranked out. Either that or she didn't want to hurt my feelings. All my papers were marked with accolades and attagirls. I was going to write the great American novel, and skyrocket to the NY Times best sellers list for a gazillion weeks.

I signed up to take a serious writer's class, a craft class. Prospective students had to submit a sample of work which would be evaluated for admission to the class. I turned in my best piece. I was sure I was going to get into this class. Maybe have all my work used as examples of good writing.

A reality check kicked in, and I received my submission back with a note from the professor. He said my baby was ugly. No seat for me. Ouch, Ceej, want some ice for that burn? I coulda been a contendah. Oh, don't feel sorry for me. He was right. The writing was nothing but drivel, and my head was so big I had to wear two cowboy hats.

Today, I was gathering items to go on the dream portion of the altered doll. I wrote out the label author, but it looked so dull. I decided I could make a tiny book. Cut a 1" x 2" scrap of cardstock, fold in half and voilá instant little book. It still looked dull. What to do, what to do?

Just for kicks, I made a book cover using Paint Shop Pro, and my favorite Heath story. Just too funny. So, how do you spell procrastination? PSP

Five Things

Five ways to procrastinate.

1. Play Bejeweled at Pogo.com

2. Point and click shopping

3. Watch the news. Then switch channels and watch the same news stories done by another station.

4. Take a nap

5. Check email every 10 minutes

How do you procrastinate?

Last of the Tough Guys

Richard Widmark
26. December 1914 - 24 March 2008
You will be missed.

I Can Do It

Spring has sprung. I can tell not by the robins that are pecking for worms in the backyard, but because of the urge I have to clean and organize. To clean and organize places I don’t seem to get to like the playroom studio. To clean and organize rooms that are the catch all for cleaning frenzies when company comes like my bedroom. To clean and organize the flat file otherwise known as the dining room table.

That urge struck this morning. Well, it’s tried to strike before this morning, but the chaos of the playroom studio is so overwhelming, I tend to give up before I start. There is so much to do, and so little time to do it in along with other tasks that need more attention.

Last night, I was surfing the web for tips on organizing photographs. There are boxes of photographs that are just begging to be put into order too. Where to begin? One site remarked how you didn’t take your photographs over night. Break up the task into a manageable chunk of time. Light bulb!

This morning I decided to tackle one small area of the playroom studio. (Btw, most of the mess down here is mine.) I set a timer for 30 minutes and tackled the boxes that hold scrap paper, fine paper, paper making equipment, paper marbling equipment, Fimo clay equipment and so on. I’m a very organized person, I just don’t put my toys away.

Something I need to work on so I’m not faced with an overwhelming task in a few months.

Lots of stuff that had been living on the floor, got pitched. I fought the urge to hoard. I silenced the little voice screaming “But you might need that!” Nope, in the trash. I figured if it was on the floor, and it had been living on the floor for awhile, then I didn’t really need it or want it.

Thirty minutes passed by quickly, and I was surprised I had made quite a little dent. I even worked over the time limit just so one area would be complete. I look at the neatly stacked boxes and I’m filled with pride. Bravo Zulo. Job well done. Over all the room is still a disaster, but if I stick with the thirty minute routine, I know I can do it and get this place squared away.

What’s your cleaning style? Are you immaculate? Do you clean in a frenzy every few months? Any tips or hints to share?

Altered Dreams, RE - Cover

The sketchbook is nearly completed. I didn't like the fact that the front cover has the brand name of the paper I used plastered all over it.

There was a recent "green" thread on Cyberscribes about recycling. One of the members posted a technique using a brown paper bag, soaking it under water, rolling it up in a ball to create wrinkles then rolling blobs of acrylic paint around with a brayer. Mica powder was dusted over to create streaks of sparkle. When dry, the paper was ironed on the reverse side to smooth it out. Just needs to be glued and trimmed to the front cover.

Altered Dreams, RE - Arms

The arms made by string two spools. The spools have been painted and embellished or wrapped in pastepaper. Silver pony beads and a bone bead give the illusion of the emperor's naked hand. See doll picture below.

Altered Dreams RE, Head Page

I made a huge dent in the book between yesterday and today in spite of finding happy little time wasters. I just have to write up the description for the legs which is pretty much the same thing I did for the arms, and to include a materials page. The doll is assembled and I took a photograph of her which I may include at the back of the book. Doesn't she look like Marie Antoinette?

As to the book, the following photo is the head page with a description of what to use, the idea of the dream catcher for the head. Yup, the emperor is still naked.

I don't draw very well. I can doodle, and I can trace, but actual drawings are another story. So I'm rather insufferably pleased with myself as how the mechanics of making the dream catcher are drawn. They almost look like real drawings.
Back to the drawing board.