When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
And spanked me till me bum was red?
Me Mudder.
Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on me ice cold pot,
And made me pee when I could not?
Me Mudder.
And when the morning light would come,
And in me crib me dribble some,
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder.
Who would me hair so gently part,
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeezed me til me fart?
Me Mudder.
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit,
And nearly had a king size fit,
When in me Sunday pants me sh*t?
Me Mudder.
When at night the bed did squeak,
Me raised me head to have a peek,
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder.
Happy Mother's Day
Never heard this before! CJ, you are such a wealth of information! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteYup, got the low-brow side of information and humor all sewed up.
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