Black Friday

Himself is an early riser so no surprise on Friday before 6 AM that he was up. As I forced one eye open, I noticed he was not only up, but dressed.

"Going shopping?" I teased.

"Yeah."

I looked at Himself as if he had four heads. "Are you insane? What could you possibly need that you have to go out at 6 AM to get?"

"A new shower head."