From Sunday, May 13,2012
The Brother was fond of reciting this ditty for Mother's Day:
When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
And spanked me till me bum was red?
Me Mudder.
Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on me ice cold pot,
And made me pee when I could not?
Me Mudder.
And when the morning light would come,
And in me crib me dribble some,
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder.
Who would me hair so gently part,
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeezed me til me fart?
Me Mudder.
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit,
And nearly had a king size fit,
When in me Sunday pants me sh*t?
Me Mudder.
When at night the bed did squeak,
Me raised me head to have a peek,
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder.
Happy Mother's Day
LOL - a GREAT one!!!! Happy Mother´s Day to you!
ReplyDeleteThank you. The Brother is a classic
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ReplyDeleteYup, the Brother was quite entertaining. 😺
DeleteLovely verse! Valerie
ReplyDeleteI have no idea where the Brother got it, but it was his signature recital
DeleteHappy Mother's Day!
ReplyDeleteAnd to you, too.
DeleteI hope you had a fabulous mother's day CJ.
ReplyDeleteA little art, take-out food, brownies, a nap, greetings from loved ones, yup, a fabulous day
DeleteHappy Mother's Day, CJ! I hope you had a great one, my friend. :-D
ReplyDeleteI did. Thank you
DeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteBelated Happy Mothers Day Wishes.
All the best Jan
What a fun poem. Happy belated Mother's Day and thanks for changing to pop-up comments.
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