We were watching television when a commercial came on for a movie.
Me: Isn't that Toby Maguire?
Himself: Yeah, Spiderman
Me: Y'know if a guy came at me shooting spider webs from his wrists
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[ed: I have a morbid fear of spiders. To a group: Hi, I'm CJ and I'm an arachnophobe.
Group: Hi, CJ]
Me: I'd be doing the spider scream (which starts off like a low siren building to a ululating crescendo) and possibly accompanied by the little dance.
Spiderman would be like But....I'm your friendly, neighborhood Spiderman!
Me: I don't care how friendly he would be. That blood curdling, scream would be reaching ear shattering decibels interspersed with KillitKillitKillitKillitKillit......
Himself: I'd whack him with a rolled up magazine.
Me: He'd better hope it wasn't catalog day when the Blick catalog arrived
We thought it was funny, but maybe you had to be there.
It WAS funny! I laughed and I didn't even have to be there! :D
ReplyDeleteYou are either too kind
DeleteSpiderman: Not my favorite superhero. By far.
ReplyDeleteNope, angsty, teen superheroes get on my nerves
DeleteI am not a fan of bugs or spiders! Valerie
ReplyDeleteDo you do a scream and a little dance when you see spiders?
DeleteLOL! Very cute CJ!!!!
ReplyDelete😺
DeleteHa. You are so funny.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm late, we were having internet issues. Ack!
You should see the spider dance in person! 😺
DeleteI am only weary of black window or a few other poisonous ones. the rest if I find them I let them crawl up on a kleenex or something and put them outside.
ReplyDeleteI usually scream for someone else to do that for me
DeleteLOLOL ... I use to but then I talked with them a bit and told them I wouldn't tolerate them hanging around in the showers or sinks - i warned them I would drown them.
DeleteLOL !
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
This was really funnier than I expected.
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